Yes, it's been over two months since the last entry. And yes, I am well off my mark of having 52 posts by the time I return to America in February. But as the late great Rodney Dangerfield once said, "I tell ya I get no respect. My dog watches me in the bedroom..because he wants to learn how to beg." Not really relevant here, but still funny.
I've crunched the numbers (40 more posts/21 weeks) and I have to write approximately 2 entries per week in order to reach my goal and eventually get a publishing deal for "52 Faux Pas: A Big American Guide to Living in Korea." I haven't talked with any editors yet, but I hear they're practically giving book deals away these days: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/09/29/2010-09-29_snookis_an_author_jersey_shore_star_writing_novel_a_shore_thing.html
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So my promise to you, my devoted friends and readers, and whoever Yessi B is, is that I will update you on my ramblings twice a week, Monday and Wednesday, for the next 5 months. Or at least until I can figure out how to bypass the time limit on Megavideo.
And in the process, I will be working on a top secret project that is sure to change the way the world thinks of documentaries, which right now is pretty much nothing.
I also have a new Twitter account--@bigamericanman--where you can follow my daily thought process as I think about nothing at all. Invigorating!
So keep reading, this is the beginning of an ambitious new era for the Big American Man!
...starting tomorrow.
...maybe.
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